A month ago we reported Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum were offered the leads in The Wachowski’s
Generic New Age Album Title Jupiter Ascending. Previously, the rumor was they wanted Natalie Portman for the lead, and the plot involved space colonies at war. Warner was reportedly hoping for a franchise, and we all know how great the sequels to Wachowski movies are . . . *smashing Matrix box set with a hammer*
Great. Now they just need a better title instead of one that sounds like it came from a Robert Anton Wilson book title generator.