Dun dun IRON MAN, dundun dun dun dun, dun iron man.
Marvel and Paramount have released a shortened, still-somewhat spoilery version of the end scenes of Captain America which tease the Avengers movie opening next May 4th. It stars Robert Downey Jr. (in a Black Sabbath T-shirt!) as Iron Man, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, Mark Ruffalo as Hulk, Chris Hemsworth as Thor giving us free tickets to the gun show, Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, Tom Hiddleston as Loki, and Chris Evans as
the 90-year-old virgin Captain America.
To the right is a fan-man poster (via GeekSyndicate) pieced together from the official posters released during SDCC. After the jump is the clip and several screencaps via ComingSoon. Man, I can’t wait till they release the scene where Cap sees the internet for the first time and gets addicted to porn. It’s about time for some realism in these “guy wakes up from cryogenic sleep” movies.