Bitch, She’s Madonna will tour behind her new album, Rebel Heart, this summer, beginning Aug. 29 in Miami. She’ll be on the road until late December, when the good, drunk people of Glasgow, Scotland, will hear Madge perform “Holiday” for the 254,945th time.
Opening acts haven’t been announced yet, with one exception: Amy Schumer will tell jokes about Drake during Madonna’s September stay at Madison Square Garden.
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Four years ago, Schumer was co-hosting a talk show with Mark Hoppus. She’s now the star of her own series, the lead in a Judd Apatow film, and will soon open for Madonna.
But she’d trade it all to hear Mark sing her favorite song one more time.
(Via Rolling Stone)
