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Katy Perry’s emoji nightmare of a halftime show performance wasn’t the only thing people will remember about Super Bowl XLIX in 20 years, but it was the only moment to involve dancing sharks, so it’s the most important. And one of those rhythmic Jaws used his high-profile gig as a pick-up line on Tinder days before anyone was impressed by “I am the shark.”
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Please let him be the shark that didn’t know the dance, please let him be the shark that didn’t know the dance, please let him be the shark that didn’t know the dance, please…
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I just imagine these dancers showing up, all excited to be trying out to be in a superbowl.
“Your credentials are impeccable, you’ve danced in some of my favorite music videos, and your skills are flawless… You’re hired. Please visit wardrobe to be fitted as a tree.”
“A tree?”
“Yes, sorry, the sharks are taken, and you need to be under 5’2″ to be a beachball.”
That guy’s probably got sharkjobs lined up for months.
She looks like a Hot Dog on a Stick employee there.
Even I, an avowed Katy Perry hater, have to admit that those sharks are great. More things should feature dancing land sharks.
Well we finally found an occupation worse than crack whore.
“Out there*”
Where’s the sharknado when we needed it?
Holy SHIT if they are not in 3 I don’t know if I want to watch it now.