Ted Cruz Either Just Swallowed His Own Tooth Or A Meaty Booger At The Fox News Debate

03.04.16 8 months ago • 7 Comments
GOP Presidential Candidates Debate In Detroit

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At Thursday evening’s Fox News GOP debate, many serious issues of policy arose for a thorough hashing out. This is not where we will discuss those important subjects, but let’s address a truly pressing matter.

What the hell was going on with Ted Cruz‘s mouth?

He was dropping his usual rhetoric and posing like the voice of reason while Donald Trump told the world about his penis size and went toe-to-toe with Megyn Kelly. Cruz aimed to pick up some points with voters by staying relatively calm, but there was one major issue — his mouth.

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