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Cole Hamels Is Now Much Richer Than You

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In a deal that really shouldn’t have surprised anyone, lest a team were willing to deliver an entire bus full of MLB-ready pitching prospects to City of Brotherly Love, the Philadelphia Phillies have <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2012/07/cole-hamels-signs-six-year-144-million-deal-/1#.UA_yPWGe66Q">agreed to a new deal with lefty Cole Hamels</a> that will make him the second-richest pitcher in Major League Baseball, behind C.

CHARITY

Cole Hamels Liked Our Terrible Photoshops

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My friends ask me all the time, “Burnsy, why are you always making all of those crazy photoshops and are you ever going to pay us the money you owe.

BRYCE HARPER

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong.

COLE HAMELS

‘I DO HAVE A CAMARO! WAH WAH WAH!’

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I don't know how close Phillies fans are to becoming as annoying as Red Sox fans, though some of you might say that they're already there.

COLE HAMELS

SOME AIDS BABY JUST HIT THE LOTTERY

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My man Enrico over at <a href="http://www.the700level.com/2009/02/hamels-oneups-utley-to-adopt-aids-orphans-from-africa.html">The 700 Level</a> (via <a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/02/18/cole-hamels-wife-does-something-wonderful-provides-strange-explanation/">Mr. Irrelevant</a> ) weeds through interviews of baseball players so that we don't have to.

CHARLIE WEIS

COLE HAMELS MARRIED A DIRTY MINX

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If Ryan Howard and the tortured souls of Philadelphia aren't enough to make you like the Phillies, then how about this: Cole Hamels, the young starter with enormous potential on whom the Phillies are counting to be the second coming of Cy Young, <a href="http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/16431269.htm" target="_blank">just got married</a>.


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