Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Red Lights Cast Dark Shadows Against The Iron Sky

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After a fun-filled week with The Avengers, Klown, and Vampire Dog, this week was bound to feel like a let-down no matter what new DVDs there were.

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"Dark Shadows": What'd You Think?

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Considering who it was up against, "Dark Shadows" did respectably well at the box office last weekend: it walked away with $28 million, which would be bad news if it weren't up against "The Avengers", which made $100 million last weekend and is probably coming to curbstomp "Battleship" next Friday as well.


Weekend Movie Guide: Stay In The Shadows

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Opening Everywhere: Dark Shadows Opening Somewhere: God Bless America, Hick Never Heard of It: Girl in Progress FilmDrunk Suggests: I'm finally going to see The Avengers on Sunday, since I hate being around people.


Review: Dark Shadows is a feast of reaction shots

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A Shiny Coffin Filled with Farts In Dark Shadows, Tim Burton boldly challenges the notion that movies are a medium for telling stories.


It's The 2012 FilmDrunk Summer Movie Guide!

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With Rotten Tomatoes scores currently throbbing at 97% (critics) and 98% (audience expectations), Marvel’s The Avengers is the perfect film to kick off the summer movie season this Friday.


This Week in Posters & Stills: PROMETHEUS, the new Superman

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS & STILLS: I'm leading off with the new batch of stills from Prometheus, since this movie is the strongest nerd crack I've got until more Dark Knight Rises stuff drops.


Skiing, Almost As Boring As Baseball


This is how I've felt for the last month.


This Week in Posters and Stills

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: Okay, I don't like to bore you guys with too much of the behind-the-scenes around these parts, but just to clarify, I wasn't lying when I said that I was moving this feature to Wednesdays.


Well, "Dark Shadows" Looks All Kinds Of Awful

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If you've never seen the original "Dark Shadows", it's actually worth catching on Netflix, if for no other reason than to see what would happen if Hammer Films were forced to make a soap opera on a tiny, tiny budget.


Dark Shadows Has A Trailer

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Late yesterday afternoon Warner Bros released the trailer for Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows, which stars Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, and Chloe Moretz (think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.


This Week in Posters and Publicity Stills

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: This week, I expanded This Week in Posters's mandate to include not only movie posters, but set photos and publicity stills as well.



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(Burton, Depp, and their spouses at the annual who can dress the stupidest contest.

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