#Christmas

Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World

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For the seventh year in a row, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson paid for 12 kids to go on an 80-second shopping spree at Toys R Us.

NEW YORK CITY

New York City Non-Profits Are Trying To Diversify The Lacrosse Bro Image

Several non-profit groups in New York City are bringing lacrosse to underprivileged kids who would otherwise never have the opportunity to play.

#NFL

Video: Marshawn Lynch Stars In The Adorable ‘I’m An Oakland School Kid’

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Normally when people try to show me videos of kids singing, I plug my ears with my fingers while shouting incoherently and running into another room, because if you’ve ever heard the Kidz Bop version of Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop” or anything, for that matter, you’d know that kids sound strange with their youth and innocence and other things I’ll once again possess when I find the Fountain of Youth.

#MLB

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Child Whose Dad Missed A Foul Ball

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Back in July of 2011, Burnsy answered the question, "How do you declare the villain in a foul ball dispute?" The examination covered a lot of variables -- children throwing tantrums, grown men stealing foul balls from teenage girls, kids trying to get a soccer ball up over a fence and having it stolen from them at the last second by a randomly-occurring jerk -- but it never mentioned the touchiest of foul ball subjects: the dad who tries, but fails.

#NBA

Keith Smart Is Also Keith Dexterous, Saves A Kid’s Face

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A heads-up play by Sacramento Kings head coach Keith Smart saved the life of baby Newt Gengrich yesterday.

#LeBron James

Boy Badly Burned In House Fire Asks To Meet LeBron James

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In a story that seems like it was ripped from our nightmares, an 8-year old boy named Demetrius Gollett was at his great-grandmother’s home on February 18, when it caught fire.

#CHICAGO BULLS

Hold On To Your Butts: Dennis Rodman Wrote A Book About Acceptance For Children

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We may have found the second book for the With Leather Book Club Dennis Rodman, the former NBA great whose off-the-court life has included multiple arrests for domestic abuse, a nolo contendere to drunk driving and a tag team pro wrestling match against Karl Malone, has written a children's book.

#Chris Paul

Chris Paul Is Feeling The Holiday Spirit

The other day, I noticed someone on my Twitter feed complaining that it’s not ESPN’s and cable news’ fault that all we want is bad news and controversy reported to us.

#Christmas

Andre Johnson > Santa Claus

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Earlier this season, there were fantasy football reports across the major sites that included a rather depressing update about Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson.

THE WITH LEATHER T SHIRT

You Should Buy A With Leather T-Shirt Because It Will Help People In Need

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So the other day I was trying to clean up my home office for once in my life, and I came to the realization that I have way too many With Leather t-shirts taking up space.

SOCCER FANS ARE INSANE

Polish Soccer Fans Are Pretty Cool

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Say what you want about their submarine doors and flashlights, but Polish people are pretty hellbent on their soccer support.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Is A Musical Genius

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While I haven’t accidentally impregnated a girl to enter forced fatherhood, I’m still fully aware that Kidz Bop albums may be the most obnoxious thing on this planet, aside from Old Navy commercials and Daniel Songer.

#NFL

Chad Ochocinco Loves Kids…But Not Black Women?

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If you've been around this site for any time at all, you'll notice that we're not as high on Bengals wideout Chad Ochocinco as the rest of the world is.

#KOBE BRYANT

THIS IS HOW TO NOT GET DUNKED ON

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Here's video of Kobe Bryant playing one-on-one in the Philippines (one L, two Ps) at one of his basketball camps, which is weird, because I always remembered basketball camp as a place where you played basketball, instead of watching someone else do it.

#NFL

TRAVIS HENRY IS ‘VIRTUALLY BROKE’

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Former NFL running back Travis Henry (not pictured) is trying to get back into the NFL, which is a good idea when you're paying child support to nine different children from nine different women.

michael jackson

OWN A PIECE OF CHILD MOLESTATION HISTORY

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Arguably the greatest piece of child molestation memorabilia is going up for auction in April.

HIGH SCHOOL TRACK

HS TRACK COACH (YAWN) PLOWS TEENAGE BOY

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It's hard to get outraged over these teacher-does-student stories anymore.


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