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A Fargo Man Was Arrested For Allegedly Drunk Driving A Zamboni

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Alternate headline: If this zamboni's rockin', the police will come a knockin'!

#Dumb Criminals

Meet The Drunken Genius Who Allegedly Tried To Eat His Own DWI Test Results

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DWI test results aren't valid once they've been consumed, right? Right??

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk Inside A Walmart

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A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.


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