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Memphis woman plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen

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A Memphis woman is making headlines this week after announcing plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Twilight's Edward Cullen.

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Guy gets Rufio tattoo to cover Edward Cullen tattoo

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[I put them side by side, but you can see the gif version at Geekologie] Getting a tattoo of a celebrity or pop culture character is one of the best ideas a person could have, and I'd urge anyone within the sound of my voice to go get one, if you've been considering it even a little.

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Last Twilight story of the day, I promise

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I ordered a Chocolate Pattinson from a hooker once.

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FINALLY, AN EDWARD CULLEN SEX PILLOW

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Looks like I won't be needing you anymore, glitter-covered fifi.

ROBSESSED

ROBERT PATTINSON TO STAR IN REMAKE OF HANGIN’ WITH LEO

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Just to be clear, I've got nothing against Robert Pattinson.

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SORRY, TWILIGHTERS, GOOGLE NEVER LIES

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Thanks to the magic of the internet, we have this screen shot from a Robert Pattinson fan site and the ads Google chose to accompany it, which all deal with sex offenders.

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GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES

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BestWeekEver calls them briefs, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say these Robert Pattinson underpants were actually meant for girls, which would make them panties (which is a very sexy word.

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SPARKLIEST. SHOWER. EVER.

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Someone from Toronto recently started selling these handpainted Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson shower curtains on Etsy (which is apparently "a crafty cross between Amazon and eBay" and has been compared to "your grandma's basement" -- seriously).

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BROODING BARBIE & WHITE POWER KEN

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In the least surprising move ever, Mattel is capitalizing on the success of Twilight by releasing Twilight-themed Barbie dolls.

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TWILIGHT QUEER FTW

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Robert Pattinson, the star of the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books, just gained about 10,000 points in my book when he had this to say in a recent interview with alpha dickweed Ben Lyons: "When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published.


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