LAUREN ADKINS

Memphis woman plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen

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A Memphis woman is making headlines this week after announcing plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Twilight's Edward Cullen.

Bad Tattoos

Guy gets Rufio tattoo to cover Edward Cullen tattoo

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[I put them side by side, but you can see the gif version at <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/best-coverup-ever-guy-gets-edward-cullen.php" target="_blank">Geekologie</a>] Getting a tattoo of a celebrity or pop culture character is one of the best ideas a person could have, and I'd urge anyone within the sound of my voice to go get one, if you've been considering it even a little.

EDWARD CULLEN

Last Twilight story of the day, I promise

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I ordered a Chocolate Pattinson from a hooker once.

REGRETSY

FINALLY, AN EDWARD CULLEN SEX PILLOW

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Looks like I won't be needing you anymore, glitter-covered <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fifi" target="_blank">fifi</a>.

EDWARD CULLEN

ROBERT PATTINSON TO STAR IN REMAKE OF HANGIN’ WITH LEO

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Just to be clear, I've got nothing against Robert Pattinson.

EDWARD CULLEN

SORRY, TWILIGHTERS, GOOGLE NEVER LIES

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Thanks to the magic of the internet, we have this screen shot from a Robert Pattinson fan site and the ads Google chose to accompany it, which all deal with sex offenders.

EDWARD CULLEN

GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES

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<a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-10-29/things-that-exist-robert-pattinson-underwear/" target="_blank">BestWeekEver</a> calls them briefs, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say these Robert Pattinson underpants were actually meant for girls, which would make them panties (which is a very sexy word.

EDWARD CULLEN

SPARKLIEST. SHOWER. EVER.

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Someone from Toronto recently started selling these handpainted Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson shower curtains on <a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28697506&ref=sr_gallery_16&&ga_search_query=robert+pattinson&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=6&order=date_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title" target="_blank">Etsy</a> (which is apparently "a crafty cross between Amazon and eBay" and has been compared to "your grandma's basement" -- <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/18/fashion/18Online.html?_r=1&ex=157680000&en=8b334fa53f7dd9da&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink" target="_blank">seriously</a>).

BELLA SWAN

BROODING BARBIE & WHITE POWER KEN

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In the least surprising move ever, Mattel is capitalizing on the success of Twilight by releasing Twilight-themed Barbie dolls.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

TWILIGHT QUEER FTW

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Robert Pattinson, the star of the film adaptation of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2738" target="_blank">Stephenie Meyer</a>'s <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=4588" target="_blank">Twilight</a> books, just gained about 10,000 points in my book when he had this to say in a recent interview with alpha dickweed <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2221" target="_blank">Ben Lyons</a>: "When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published.


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