What’s The Deal With That ‘Go, You Chicken Fat, Go’ iPhone Commercial Anyway?

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Depending on your age, you may have no idea what the hell is going on here. Allow us to explain.


14% Of All Crime In NYC Is iPhone Theft

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iPhone theft is a common problem. So common that in NYC, it's actually a pretty big chunk of all crime, period.


Louis C.K. Has Already Sold 100,000 Tickets For His New Comedy Tour


Well it certainly looks like this whole <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/06/louis-c-k-announces-new-tour-circumvents-ticketmaster-by-selling-tickets-himself/">"circumvent Ticketmaster and scalpers using the internet"</a> thing is <a href="http://splitsider.com/2012/06/louis-is-doing-pretty-great-money-wise-spills-seinfeldian-details/">working out okay so far for Louis C.K</a>.


Notorious S.I.R.I. Has Timbs For Her Hooligans In Brooklyn


I'm not rocking a 4S (<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/06/meme-watch-lenny-kravitz-auditions-for-hipster-verizon-guy/" target="_blank">Lenny Kravitz</a> advised I hold out for the 5) so I don't have much personal experience with Siri.

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Aziz Ansari: iPhones > Babies


I'm just starting to realize that I must have some sort of subconscious disorder where whenever I run with a subject on the internet I must immediately suffocate it to death for the rest of the week.


Unlocked iPhones For Everyone!


Since the iPhone hit the market, consumers have had two choices: Either sign a contract with AT&T and give up any hope any maintaining healthy blood pressure levels for its duration and perhaps beyond, or fork over a few hundred bucks to some guy working out of an unmarked basement to unlock one for you that would work on other carriers.


In The Future, We Won’t Have To Be Bothered With Touching Our Phones

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Sure, we all love our gadgets -- iPhones, iPads and whatnot, but why the hell do we have to touch them.

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