‘Flash Gordon’ Coming Back To Save Every One Of Us (FLASH! Ahh-Ahhh!)

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The 'Flash Gordon' reboot has been stalled for years, and now it inches forward with only fourteen hours to save the Earth.


A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Makes No Sense But It’s Happening Anyway

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Fox paid at between $1 and $10 million for the rights to adapt the 'Choose Your Own Adventure' books as a "crossplatform four-quadrant action-adventure franchise."

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Commando reboot has “a great script”, says liar

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As far as I'm concerned, the only thing that could possibly be better than the original Commando is watching small African children explain the plot of the original Commando.

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