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Jimmy Kimmel Sent Guillermo To The NBA Finals Media Day And It Was Hilarious

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'Jimmy Kimmel Live' security guard Guillermo made his way back to the NBA Finals media day again, and he still had no luck with LeBron.


RIP Manu Ginobili’s Garbage Shoes, 2014-2014

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Manu Ginobili suffered a dangerous wardrobe malfunction mid-game when his left shoe split open from the bottom and rode up his leg.


Manu Ginobili’s Game 6 No-Call, As Called By Don Draper (And The Morning Links)


Oh, <a href="https://twitter.com/edsbs" target="_blank">EDSBS</a>.


Spurs Demolish Heat 113-77, Take 2-1 Series Lead

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Prior to last night's Game 3 between the Spurs and Heat, there hadn't been a recorded ass whooping this bad since Suge, 2Pac and friends stomped out Orlando Anderson.


Heat Run Away From The Spurs For 103-84 Win In NBA Finals Game 2

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After 24 minutes of play, the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat played an incredibly contested game of basketball.

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People Still Think This Picture Of Manu Ginobili With A ‘F*ck LeBron’ Sign Is Real

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Back in March, San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili became presumably the first NBA player to ever <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1avmy9/i_am_manu_ginobili_of_the_nbas_san_antonio_spurs/" target="_blank">host an “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit</a>.


This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: The Screaming Spurs Lady

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Last night's Spurs/Warriors Game 1 went into double overtime and featured a <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/manu-ginobili-hits-game-winning-3-double-ot-061333220.html" target="_blank">dramatic game-winning three from Manu Ginobli</a>, but the only thing anybody wants to talk about this morning is the "screaming Spurs fan.


NBA Fast Break: Bulls Stymy The Heat, Spurs Serve Warriors Double OT Defeat

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/chicago-bulls.jpg"></a>Words By <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/author/jtinsley">J. Tinsley</a> Bulls 93, Heat 86 Forty-eight hours <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/05/chicago-bulls-brooklyn-nets-final-score-game-7" target="_blank">after dispatching the Nets</a> in Brooklyn (apart of the trio of <a href="http://nahright.com/news/2013/05/06/audio-mister-cee-speaks-on-prostitution-arrest/" target="_blank">bad publicity</a> events the <a href="http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blog/show?id=784568%3ABlogPost%3A31773463&commentId=784568%3AComment%3A31773649&xg_source=activity" target="_blank">borough received</a> over a 72 hour stretch), the Chicago Bulls "shocked" the basketball world by stealing Game 1 against the Heat in Miami.


Shut Up, David Stern

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Last night, as I was initially excited to watch what felt like the first honest-to-Cthulhu good Thursday Night Football game of the season, word broke across the Twitters and some sports network that doesn’t like to source other reporters that the San Antonio Spurs would be playing without the team’s stars – Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker – against the Miami Heat.


Sorry, San Antonio Spurs, I Like Your HEB Commercial But I’m Still Going To Randalls

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It's not as low-rent as the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/oklahoma-city-thunder-norman-chrysler-jeep-dodge-commercial" target="_blank">Oklahoma City Thunder shilling Jeeps</a>, but here are the San Antonio Spurs in a commercial for steaks from Texas supermarket chain H-E-B because, hey, I have that grocery store.


Pop Quiz, David Stern: How Do You Punish Two Guys Flopping At Once?


Last night's Western Conference Finals Game 1 between the San Antonio Spurs and the Oklahoma City Thunder was everything that we've expected this series to offer us ever since we all predicted that the Top 2 seeds would be playing each other.


8 Points To Watch In The Thunder Vs. Spurs Series

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While sports prognosticators forecast an Eastern Conference Finals full of egos, technical fouls and flops, the Western Conference has provided basketball fans everywhere with the prospect of a seven-game series worth salivating over.


5.17 The Cooler

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Marianne Sylvia German Police Used Just 85 Bullets In 2011 <a href="http://now.msn.com/now/0511-german-police-bullets.aspx">[MSN]</a> Lil Wayne Confesses His Love For Trina, Says He Misses Her <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/1922936/lil-wayne-confesses-his-love-for-trina-says-he-misses-her/">[The Urban Daily]</a> How Yahoo Killed Flickr and Lost the Internet <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5910223/how-yahoo-killed-flickr-and-lost-the-internet">[Gizmodo]</a> '90s Rapper Akinyele Opens Lollypop Gentlemen's Club In Las Vegas <a href="http://hiphopwired.com/2012/05/16/90s-rapper-akinyele-opens-lollypop-gentlemens-club-in-las-vegas-photos">[Hip-Hop Wired]</a> Missile Falls Off Chopper In Texas, 100 Homes Evacuated <a href="http://www.blippitt.com/missile-falls-off-chopper/">[Blippit]</a> Big K.

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Manu Ginobli Totally Saw An Alien

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San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobli was wandering the streets last week when he peered into the evening sky and noticed something a bit odd.


TSS 2010 NBA Playoff Preview: Western Conference Semi-Finals – Phoenix Suns Vs. San Antonio Spurs

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/tss-2010-nba-playoff-preview-western-conference-semi-finals-phoenix-suns-vs-san-antonio-spurs"> On the surface, calling the San Antonio Spurs and Phoenix Suns history a "rivarly" may not be accurate. The Spurs have clipped the Suns four times in the past five seasons. But while it may not be a "rivalry" in the literal sense, bad blood most definitely remains. Losing to a team multiple times over multiple years fosters and helps build that sense of resentment. The lasting image of Robert Horry <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcIhHOplWws">shoulder-checking Steve Nash</a> into the announcers table is one of the more memorable and infamous events in playoff history.


3.27 The Cooler

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Marica Linn The Greatest Jobs In The Entertainment Industry [Uproxx] Agents for LeBron, Wade and Bosh Working Together [Slam] 5 Videos To Prove That Bruce Lee Is The Greatest Of All Time [Caveman Circus] Classics Revisited: Atmos x Nike Air Max 1 B ‘Viotech’ [...].


When Durant Meets Batman

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As the Spurs make the adjustment from being perennial contenders to pretenders, they've almost become afterthoughts this year when the championship is discussed.

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With all the noise that vampires and the Twilight movies out, it was only a matter of time before bats started going to NBA games.

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