The Plot Of ‘The Wedding Ringer’ Recreated With Reviews

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Josh Gad gets a blowjob from a dog, Cloris Leachman gets set on fire.


The Plot Of Nicholas Sparks’ ‘The Best Of Me’ Recreated With Summaries From Scathing Reviews

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We've pieced together the entire plot of Nicholas Sparks' 'The Best of Me' using only summary quotes from scathing reviews.


Everything I Learned about The Internship from Reading the Reviews

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I hate admitting I'm not the infallible creature many of you take me for, but the truth is, I don't get to see every movie.


Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Plot Recreated with Reviews

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If you're not familiar with our Plot Recreated with Reviews feature, it works like this: we take a movie we haven't seen and try to recreate the entire story using summaries from the reviews.


Did you know they made a rom-com about Kate Hudson getting ass cancer?

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Plot of Little Bit of Heaven, Recreated Using Quotes from Passive-Aggressive Reviews I know the big story is that The Avengers opens today, and thus you may have missed this, but did you know that there's also a rom-com coming out about Kate Hudson getting ass cancer, and it's called "Little Bit of Heaven".


'Think Like a Man' Recreated From Passive Aggressive Reviews

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There's this game we like to play, where we take a movie we're probably not going to see anyway (because it looks bad or it's clearly not our demo or whatever), and try to experience it through others' eyes, specifically, those of the embittered critics forced to paint us the picture.

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Death, Redemption, & Kisses in the Rain: Plot of The Lucky One Recreated with Reviews

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As you may know by now, whenever there's a new Nicholas Sparks movie out, I get inexpressibly excited.


Plot of Jack & Jill recreated with passive-aggressive quotes from scathing reviews

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It'd be easy for me and cathartic for us all to curate a collection of the most scathing, hateful responses to Adam Sandler's new movie, Jack & Jill, which you knew were coming from the moment we all saw the first trailer.


Some Christian Movie You’ve Never Heard of Had the Second Biggest Opening This Weekend

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Everything was coming up Dolphin at the box office this weekend, with Morgan Freeman and Marine Biologist Harry Connick Jr.

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The Plot of ‘Two and a Half Men’ Recapped by Bored TV Critics

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Because I couldn't bring myself to sit through Ashton Kutcher's debut on last night's "Two and a Half Men," I went around the Internet and read a bunch of reviews.


Sarah Jessica Parker’s New Movie Recreated with Scathing Reviews

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It's been a while since we played this game, so here's a refresher.

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So Many Focking Boner Jokes: Little Fockers Plot Recreated with Scathing Reviews

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Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro's embarrassing paycheck movie, Little Fockers opens this weekend.


Everything You Need to Know about Saw 3D in 20 Review Quotes

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I had fun recreating the plot of Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls with quotes from the reviews, but lest we forget that no race nor group of people has a monopoly on crappy torture porn, I've gone ahead and given Saw 3D the same treatment.


Tyler Perry’s For Colored Girls in 20 Review Quotes

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Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls (based on the play 'For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf') opens today.


Plot of Katherine Heigl’s new movie recreated with scathing review quotes

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Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel's Life as We Know It has been in theaters a week now, and while it seems like the obvious choice to just compile all the meanest review quips ("a living hell of a movie" -Rolling Stone), that's too easy.


Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ recreated with hilarious review quotes

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If you're new here, there's this game we play, where we recreate the plot of crappy movies using only expository quotes from its reviews (NO ANALYSIS.

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Plot of ‘Grown Ups’ Recreated with Quotes from Scathing Reviews

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If you're new here, there's this game we like to play on FilmDrunk where we take a film we're probably not going to see and try to recreate the plot using only quotes from other peoples' reviews (expository only, no analysis.

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