WOLF BLITZER

Wolf Blitzer Asked An Atheist Tornado Survivor If She Thanked The Lord. She Did Not.

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CNN's Wolf Blitzer presumes everyone believes in his God, and asks a tornado survivor if she thanks the Lord.

#jimmy fallon

Pros and Cons: Easter

Easter is a great holiday, but it's not perfect.

WET WILLIES

Wet Willie Newsbomb

A student standing behind his school president during a live newscast about the new Pope takes the opportunity to give his classmate a wet willie.

#jimmy kimmel

Lie Witness News: The New Pope

Jimmy Kimmel asks people on the street what they think about the new pope, even though there isn't a new pope yet.

TV

Popestars!

Find out what happens when five old men are forced to live in the same house and have to compete against each other to become the next Pope.

#SNL

SNL: Papal Securities

Papal Securities is the trusted name in planning for Popes eying retirement.

#SNL

SNL: DJesus Uncrossed

In Quentin Tarantino's new historical revenge thriller, Jesus emerges from his tomb and has the Romans on his radar.

#jimmy fallon

Twitter Fight: Pope vs. Dalai Lama

After Pope Benedict announced his resignation, he got into a vicious Twitter exchange with the Dalai Lama.

religion

Rappin' For Jesus

A pastor tries to appeal to the youth in his community by making a Jesus-themed gangsta rap video.

#NFL

Ray Lewis Talks to Jesus and God

Ray Lewis negotiates how much of a heavenly push the Ravens are going to get in the Super Bowl.

#Christmas

3, 2, 1, Fight: Christmas vs. Hannukah

The holidays deck the halls with each other.

#Christmas

Epic Rap Battle: Santa vs. Moses

Santa Claus and Moses (played by Snoop Dogg) engage in an Epic Rap Battle.

#music videos

This Is How We Jew It

Montell Jordan's 1995 mega-hit, "This Is How We Do It" gets a very Jewish parody.

Two And A Half Men

Newly Religious ‘Two And A Half Men’ Star Angus T. Jones Says His Show Is ‘Filling Your Head With Filth’

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"If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it," says Jones. Oh boy.

#FOOD

The Haunted Toaster

An old segment from the "Today" show -- featuring a family claiming to have a toaster possessed by Satan -- has been given new life thanks to the Internet.

religion

Religious Man Loses Leg to Falling Crucifix

David Jimenez believed his devotion to a crucifix was responsible for his wife being cured of cancer.

sam kinison

Ron Jeremy Plays Musical Instruments And Speaks To The Congregation Of A Christian Church. Wait, WHAT?

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Ron Jeremy gave his testimony to the congregation of a Christian church in Michigan. The news outlet reporting this: WOOD TV. I am dead serious.

THE BIBLE

God’s Embarrassing Diary

God isn't exactly proud of the stuff he put on paper during his younger days.

#Star Wars

And Now, Luke Getting A Shoulder Massage From Jesus

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And even more Jesus/Star Wars mashups, because hey. It's Friday.

#ART

SNL: Cecilia Gimenez

Notorious portrait-fixer Cecilia Gimenez stops by Weekend Update to explain her process and share her latest work.


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