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Stupid, Sexy Jesus

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Today is Tim Tebow's 25th birthday.

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God: “I Would Let My Only Begotten Son Play Football”

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Reacting to recent comments made by retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner, the creator of the universe on Tuesday said that, were He interested, He would allow His only begotten son to play football.

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Christianity, Brought To You By Ford™

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In an event that threatened to destroy the Nashville Superspeedway with fire and brimstone, Pastor Joe Nelms christened a NASCAR Nationwide series race the most sacrilegious and heavily-sponsored pre-race prayer in history.

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Hot in Texas: Pole Dancing for Jesus

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Below is a local news report from ABC's Houston affiliate that investigates a Christian-themed pole-dancing class in Old Town Spring, Texas.

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KSK Khristmas Klassics: The Day Jesus Invented Football

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In lieu of doing work with a Christmas stupor (or Maj turning away from his Chinese takeout) we present our fairly well received Christmas post from last year (Good to enough to make it a tradition that allows us to be lazy.

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God Explains Week 15 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

Unsilent Majority

God Explains Week 14 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

Unsilent Majority

God Explains Week 13 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

#THANKSGIVING

God Explains Week 12 Of The NFL

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

Unsilent Majority

God Explains Week 11 Of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

Unsilent Majority

God Explains Week 10 of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

Unsilent Majority

God’s Son Explains the NFL: Week 8

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

Unsilent Majority

God Explains Week 6 of the NFL Season

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Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.

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NOBODY F***S WITH THE JESUS

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Just a gentle reminder not to challenge our Lord and Savior to any contests.

yes i'm working all week mr. scrooge

The Day Jesus Invented Football

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Everybody knows Christmas is just some date that was assigned as Jesus' birthday by Pope Bellicose V to coincide with some pagan winter solstice sodomyfest.

#NFL

GOD HELPED PATS SMITE PRIDEFUL STEELERS

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As a blogger, one of my chief duties is to take relatively harmless quotes, twist them around, and blow them completely out of proportion to make someone look like an asshole.

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WILL NO ONE THANK JESUS?

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Count me in with the thousands of fans who are heartened by the surprising (miraculous.

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She’s Cognizant Of Us. She’s Really, Really Cognizant Of Us

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As has been mentioned in this space recently, we six of KSK have been toiling away at this for round about a year now, with little reward or recompense beyond basking in our own pissed excellence.


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