BAD IDEAS

Sega’s Next Yakuza Game Will Feature ‘Sexy Videos’ From Cam Girls

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Sega thinks we play Yakuza games for the boobies, apparently.

SEGA

Here’s 15 Fast, Fascinating Facts You Probably Don’t Know About ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’

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Sonic has a birthday this week, so let's look back at the game that put the Genesis on the map.

japan is weird

Sega Will Produce An Anime Starring Its Consoles

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Honestly, it's kind of amazing Sega is still in business, at this point.

1990S

Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg Are Adapting A Book About The Sega Vs. Nintendo Console Wars

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Finally a movie you can show your kid when he says "What's a Sega Genesis?" instead of smacking him up the head.

#ANIMATION

‘Sonic Boom’ Is Sega’s New, Sadly Guile-Free, Attempt To Salvage Sonic

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'Sonic Boom' is Sega's reboot of their mascot. But is it enough to save Sonic?

1990's NOSTALGIA

Picture Me Rollin’: Here’s Tupac Shakur And Suge Knight Playing ‘Sonic The Hedgehog 2′

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Check out this mesmerizing photo of Tupac Shakur and Suge Knight playing Sega. This picture was taken a long time ago, a real long time ago.

Aliens: Colonial Marines

Sega Heads Back To The ‘Aliens’ Universe In ‘Alien: Isolation’

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Somebody's letting Sega take another shot at the 'Aliens' franchise...

Gaming

Atlus Could Become A Sega Company

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Atlus could be joining Sega's dysfunctional family thanks to improprieties on the part of its corporate parent.

Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse

More Classic Disney Gaming Goodness On The Way! ‘Castle Of Illusion’ Is Getting An HD Remake.

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Another classic Disney game gets a remake. Keep 'em coming Disney and maybe I'll forget you shut down LucasArts!

Gaming

Will The Next Xbox Fall Victim To The Third Console Curse?

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The next Xbox will be the third console from Microsoft. Will it suffer from the third console curse?

DJ YODA

'Sega RIP', Grumpy Cat Goes LEGO, And Afternoon Links

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  Always Reblog Scroobius: "Sega RIP" by DJ Yoda feat.

Gaming

'Aliens: Colonial Marines' In Three Points: Nasty, Brutish, And Short

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'Aliens: Colonial Marines' exists to fulfill a contract and meet a legal obligation, and the quality suffers as a result.

GTE ENTERTAINMENT

Here’s The MC Hammer Video Game We’ve Been Deprived Of All These Years

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We were almost graced with an MC Hammer video game for Sega CD called 'Hammer vs. Evil D. in Soulfire'. Here's a demo video of this masterpiece.

Gaming

'Yakuza 5' To Feature… Dance Battles?

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Sega's Yakuza series gets weirder every year. And that's just the way we like it.

GEARBOX SOFTWARE

The Latest 'Aliens: Colonial Marines' Trailer Has Plenty Of Talk About Being Scary, But Isn't Particularly Scary

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Is Aliens: Colonial Marines going to be scary? Sega and Gearbox certainly want you to think so...

complete collectons

One Man Is Selling A Complete Collection Of Nintendo And Sega Games On Ebay

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They're all here! Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes! Thunder Blade!

News of the wacky

Sega's Undignified Decline Continues — Urine-controlled Game "Toylet" Released in Japan

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So, as we reported a while back, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/segas-long-demise-has-almost-reached-its-inevitable-conclusion" target="_blank">Sega's in trouble</a>, and unfortunately they seem to be dedicated to fading out in the least dignified manner possible.

boobs

What the Balls? Next Monkey Ball Game to Feature “Adult” Breast-Filled Stages

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Sega's Super Monkey Ball series is about cute cartoon moneys rolling around in hamster balls collecting bananas.


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