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War Machine And The Quest For A Slurpee

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War Machine tried to buy a Slurpee, with disastrous results.

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ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Game Is Upon Us!

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I was hoping that by this point in the week I’d have some fun little anecdotes to share about how Orlando is shaping up for All-Star Weekend, but short of about 60 more homeless people than usual and some banners, I haven’t noticed much yet.

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@Storytime With Gilbert Arenas Turns Slurpee Rage Into Call For Equality

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While he's not nearly as colorful in his opinions as Darnell Dockett, Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas is undoubtedly one of the most entertaining athletes on Twitter (as I’ve occasionally pointed out) because his jokes are often far funnier on the unintentional scale than they are in his head.

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Monday, July 11th Is Free Slurpee Day At 7-Eleven

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In a move sure to appease little kids the country over, 7-Eleven is giving away five million free 7.11 oz. Slurpees tomorrow in honor of "7-Eleven Day" and the company's 84 years of service.


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