War Machine And The Quest For A Slurpee

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War Machine tried to buy a Slurpee, with disastrous results.


ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Game Is Upon Us!

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I was hoping that by this point in the week I’d have some fun little anecdotes to share about how Orlando is shaping up for All-Star Weekend, but short of about 60 more homeless people than usual and some banners, I haven’t noticed much yet.


@Storytime With Gilbert Arenas Turns Slurpee Rage Into Call For Equality

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While he's not nearly as colorful in his opinions as <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/storytime-with-darnell-dockett-part-2-the-casey-anthony-trial#page/1">Darnell Dockett</a>, Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas is undoubtedly one of the most entertaining athletes on <a href="http://twitter.com/agentzeroshow">Twitter</a> (as I’ve occasionally pointed out) because his jokes are often far funnier on the unintentional scale than they are in his head.


Monday, July 11th Is Free Slurpee Day At 7-Eleven

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In a move sure to appease little kids the country over, 7-Eleven is <a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/7-eleven-toasts-84-years-of-convenience-with-5-million-free-slurpee-drinks-125204254.html">giving away five million free 7.11 oz. Slurpees</a> tomorrow in honor of "7-Eleven Day" and the company's 84 years of service.

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