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Please Allow A Sumo Wrestler To Show You How Sumo Wrestlers Maintain Their, Um, Figures

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Sumo wrestlers don't stay plump by eating cheeseburgers and ice cream, apparently.

#gifs

Sumo GIF Of The Day: Watch This Referee Get His Face Kicked In

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Your sumo GIF of the day (we have one of those?) features a wrestler getting hip-tossed and caving in a referee's face with his foot. Ouch.

#NFL

Who Suplexed It Better: Sumo Champion Byamba or Jets CB Ellis Lankster?

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Who threw the better suplex this week, sumo monster Byamba or New York Jets cornerback Ellis Lankster?

SUMO WRESTLERS

Fat Guy Breaks Own Marathon Record

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Last week I introduced you to Joe D’Amico, a Chicago man who was training for the Los Angeles Marathon by eating only McDonald’s during the 30 days leading up to the race.

TENTACLE PORN

Sumo Fatties Using iPads As Phones

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With the recent announcement that Apple would be developing a 7-inch version of the iPad, I couldn’t help but wonder two things:1) Isn’t that just an iPhone.


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