Posts Tagged: THE HOOSEGOW

KTFO

OJ Got Beat Up In Prison: Updated

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OJ Simpson's quest to find the real killers <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/10/running-backs-be-goin-to-jail">was derailed in 2008</a> when he was sentenced to 33 years in Nevada state prison for armed robbery.

FOOD NETWORK

New Details from Hobo Assassin Plot

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Back in May, I wrote about how former Food Network host Juan Carlos Cruz was arrested for trying to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/05/tv-host-hired-hobo-assassins" target="_self">hire a homeless man to kill his wife</a>.

HOLIDAY WISHES

Inmate Claims Festivus as Holiday, Gets Kosher Meals

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An Orange County inmate named Malcolm Alarmo King enjoyed double portions of kosher meals for two months after he claimed Festivus, the fictional December holiday from "Seinfeld," as his religion.

MAIL FRAUD

Return To Sender. Oh Man, That Headline Is Hilarious

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Cincinnati's own Dana Stubblefield has been sent to jail for stealing his girlfriend's mail.

ESPN

Oh Happy Day! Jay Mariotti Arrested on Felony Charges

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Pop some champagne and kiss a stranger on the street, because ESPN talking head and notorious asshole Jay Mariotti has been arrested and jailed in Los Angeles, where he was booked on suspicion of a felony offense.

NEW YORK GIANTS

Plaxico Still In Jail, Still Behaving Badly

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Plaxico Burress, that guy who caught the game-winning touchdown against the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, is acting up in jail.

THE HOOSEGOW

BALLOON BOY PARENTS GET JAIL

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Richard and Mayumi Heene, the "Wife Swap" alumni who orchestrated the Balloon Boy hoax in October, were sentenced to jail last week.

NEW YORK GIANTS

PLAXICO GOES TO JAIL

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Former NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress began his two-year prison sentence after surrendering himself to New York authorities this morning.

OJ SIMPSON

OJ MIGHT GET…AHEM…CUT LOOSE

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OJ Simpson might be out of jail before you know it; his case is up for review before the Nevada state supreme court, specifically to decide whether or not Simpson should be allowed to post bail during his appeal on 12 charges, including armed robbery.

THE GOOD KIND OF RAPE

OJ SIMPSON: MY CELLMATE WANTS TO KILL ME

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I know what you're thinking, "What's OJ Simpson has been up to lately.

NUT SHOTS

PRISON RODEOS ARE BAD FOR TESTICLES

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The Louisiana State Penitentiary is commonly referred to as "Angola," because hey, prison isn't already scary enough.

OJ SIMPSON

O.J. HAS NICE ACCOMMODATIONS

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This is one of the cells at the swank Clark County Detention Center, where Orenthal J.

NFL

RUNNING BACKS BE GOIN’ TO JAIL

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Catching up with the weekend's news: thirteen years to the day after he was acquitted of murder charges, NFL Hall of Famer O.

MICHAEL VICK

VICK’S CHERISHED MEMORIES UP FOR AUCTION

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Before heading to Leavenworth, Michael Vick left several personal items in a storage locker that he didn't keep up with the payments.


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