Self-Fulfillment: 10 Songs Celebrating May, National Masturbation Month

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<a href=""></a>Rihanna's <a href="!/rihanna/status/200235213232685056">enjoying fap month year</a> Flogging the dolphin.


PETA thought Paul Blart Zookeeper sucked too

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Simply by virtue of having "Zookeeper" in the title, you know your film is going to get picketed by PETA (which I would argue is a great reason for PETA to reevalute their strategy).


“You Got Me Nervous & Trembling…”

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Assorted random thoughts that we'll alternatively title "Tweet-ering" -- The pains & pleasures of love.

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