Michael Keaton Turned Down $15 Million For The Third Batman Movie Because It ‘Sucked’

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Michael Keaton is not mincing words about why he wouldn't do 'Batman Forever', despite the huge pile of money offered.


Happy Madison And NBC Are Rebooting ‘Real Genius’ As A Workplace Sitcom

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The 1985 cult classic comedy 'Real Genius' has a sitcom script commitment from NBC and will be produced by Happy Madison.

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Got $1000? Val Kilmer Will Sell You A Sheet Of Metal With ‘GOD’ Painted On It

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If you have a thousand dollars, you can buy a metal God painting by Val Kilmer.


This Kickstarter For A ‘Breaking Bad’ Sequel With Val Kilmer and Slash Is The Greatest TV Show Idea Ever

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Val Kilmer, Slash, and Laura San Giacomo will star in the Three-Wolf Moon T-shirt equivalent of a TV show.

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Viva ‘Top Secret!’ Why 1984’s Bomb Should Be A Blueprint For Today’s Spoofs

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Today's spoof movies are downright terrible, and as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of 'Top Secret!', comedy writers can learn from it.


Val Kilmer Tweets A Shirtless Selfie Staring At A Picture Of David Schwimmer

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Val Kilmer likes to get shirtless and stare at a picture of David Schwimmer because sure.

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‘Palo Alto,’ Where James Franco Is King And Everyone’s Father Is Famous

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'Palo Alto' is based on a book by James Franco, was directed by a Coppola, and stars the children of famous actors.

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Dave Grohl, Jack Black, And Val Kilmer Formed A Band Called Sweetriver And The Huckleberry Dogs

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Watch Dave Grohl, Jack Black, and Val Kilmer make beautiful music together as Sweetriver and the Huckleberry Dogs.


Val Kilmer Weighs In On Ben Affleck As Batman (Plus More Batfleck Memes)

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Val Kilmer, Adam West, and others weigh in on Ben Affleck playing Batman. We've also collected more funny Batfleck photoshops, GIFs, and tweets.


Jumping The Gun: Where Does Ben Affleck Rank Amongst Bat-Actors?

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Where will Ben Affleck rank amongst Bat-actors? It's too early to say! Or *is* it?


Will Ferrell Announced The ‘Upcoming Slate’ Of Funny Or Die Videos In His ‘One Video Of The Year’

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In his "one video of the year," Will Ferrell announced Funny or Die's "upcoming slate" of fall videos that probably don't exist but look fantastic.


The Val Kilmer-To-Mark Twain Selfie Transformation Collage You Didn’t Know You Needed


Yesterday on Twitter Val Kilmer upped his selfie game even further by documenting his entire transformation.


Selfie King Val Kilmer Taught Conan A Few Tricks Last Night, Trashed Betty White

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Undisputed selfie king Val Kilmer taught Conan a few tricks of the trade, and discussed trashing Betty White in character as Mark Twain.


VIDEO: Is Val Kilmer wasted or just acting wasted?

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Val Kilmer recently took time off from his quest to become the world's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/01/val-kilmers-goal-to-become-preeminent-mark-twain-impersonator-one-man-show" target="_blank">pre-eminent Mark Twain impersonator</a> to film this video for TotalFilm, promoting the 25th anniversary Blu-Ray release of Willow, the best movie George Lucas ever produced.

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“Val Kilmer’s goal is to become his generation’s preeminent Mark Twain impersonator”

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I've <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/this-week-in-posters-and-promo-stills-happytime-murders-edward-penishands#page/15" target="_blank">touched on it</a> before when I posted about his stage show, and a lot people in and around LA already know about it, but I'm not sure most people (myself included) understood the full extent of Val Kilmer's Mark Twain ambitions.

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Val Kilmer chopped his hair off with a knife because he’s sane.

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I've heard enough stories about Val Kilmer being nuts that I believe them, and true to form, Kilmer joined the Black Lips onstage at Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin over the weekend, taking a chainsaw to an amplifier, screaming non-sequitirs, making out with the band, walking in a walker, and eventually chopping off clumps of his own hair with a knife.

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Val Kilmer Destroyed An Amp With A Chainsaw, Shouted 'Rock And Roll Is Dead' During Black Lips Concert

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The seventh best Batman also destroyed an amp with a chainsaw. Classic seventh best Batman.

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Hey, Look Who Reconciled (And Links)


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Val Kilmer Has A Love/Hate Relationship With Glasses

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I can't pinpoint exactly when the internet began its Cage-lite fascination with Val Kilmer, but it was definitely somewhere between Fat Val Kilmer <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/val-kilmer-batman-forever-c2e2" target="_blank">reminding us he was Batman</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/val-kilmer-on-a-bmx-has-a-trailer" target="_blank">riding a BMX like a boss</a>.

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