It’s one thing for a plays-by-his-own-rules sheep to ditch the herd, don a Rams jersey, and show up to your place for gameday. It’s another thing altogether for you to share an ice cold Corona Light with him one cushion over on the couch. There’s just no way he’s evolved enough to master a high five.
But hey, your team scored, and that’s really all that matters. Blows to the head come and go.
(This post has been sponsored by Corona Light.)