Elephant Vs. Elephant Vs. Swanson Is The New Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Our friends at Buzzfeed clearly miss the lightning-in-a-bottle that was/is Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, so in an effort to duplicate the wonderful randomness they’ve created Elephant vs. Elephant vs. Swanson, which is exactly what it sounds like. And seeing as how it’s Friday, and I’m a sucker for inter-species battling, and I’m a sucker for all things Swanson (click the tag), and my Cousin Larry-Polar Bear-Calzone idea didn’t get the reception I was hoping for, and the screengrab of 1920’s-style boxing Ron was begging to be coupled with brawling elephants, I’ve decided to get in on the action.

A few of their best variations — including Corn Row Ron overseeing an elephant fighting racket — after the jump.

See the rest here.