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Jason Russell's Wife Really Wants You To Know That An Overdose Of Haterade Caused Her Husband's Meltdown

By 03.21.12

Jason Russell’s wife Danica really wants to keep all of us updated on the state of her public drunken masturbating husband — specifically she would like to reiterate that it all had NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, probably because the donations to Invisible Children are waning significantly, and EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HATERS HATIN’.

We would, again, like to make it clear that Jason’s incident was in no way the result of drugs or alcohol. The preliminary diagnosis he received is called brief reactive psychosis, an acute state brought on by the extreme exhaustion, stress and dehydration. Though new to us, the doctors say this is a common experience given the great mental, emotional and physical shock his body has gone through in these last two weeks. Even for us, it’s hard to understand the sudden transition from relative anonymity to worldwide attention -both raves and ridicules, in a matter of days.

Isn’t “brief reactive psychosis” the same thing Walter White was diagnosed with after he got naked in a convenience store in the first season of Breaking Bad?

(HT: Daily What)


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