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By 08.18.12

Though it feels like we’ve known her our whole life, we were only introduced to the Girl with the Butthole Tattoo four days ago. Oh, how time flies when you’re reading about inked anuses. Jacob Katel, a writer for the New Times Broward-Palm Beach, got every writer’s dream assignment and interviewed GWTBT, real name Maria Louise Del Rosario, about, well, why the hell she has a butthole tattoo. It’s fascinating, sad, and trashy.

It’s Florida.

When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn’t keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself.

When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family. (Via)

All the video commenters, the first night I cried myself to sleep, but when I woke up in the morning and it had half a million hits, I smiled. I ain’t gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it’s what God blessed you with. (Via)

The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with “Rockwood” because if we broke up then “I rock wood in my ass.”

So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I’m a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me.

Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me “dick sh*t.” I still don’t know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said “F*ck Hallmark, this is jailmark.” (Via)

She’s going to be the Queen of the Juggalo Ball at next year’s Gathering.

(Via)


TOPICS#FLORIDA
TAGSbutthole tattoosjuggalo referencesMaria Louise Del RosarioTATTOOS

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