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‘Cooking With Christopher Walken’ Is Exactly What It Sounds Like, And It’s Glorious

By 10.04.12

“Cooking with Christopher Walken” is the first FOD Exclusive I can remember that isn’t some sort of semi-scripted parody. It’s also quite possibly the most compelling and I need to be able to set up a season pass on my DVR like yesterday.

It. Has. Everything. A Walken welcome? Check. A Richard Belzer (he of morning show sodomy joke fame) guest appearance? Check. Two mute blonde assistants who do almost all the heavy lifting? Check. A trip to the petting zoo? Check. Offbeat waterside conversation, Hawaiian cooking shirts, a mandolin player, and Chris confirming that tomatoes are actually a fruit? Quadruple check.

Sit back, enjoy, and prepare to hate whatever you’ll be doing the rest of the day.

You don’t have a jet pack?

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