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Twitter Reacts To The Petraeus Sex Scandal Going H.A.M.

By 11.13.12

As we gallantly tried to convey to you guys earlier, the sex scandal involving Gen. David Petraeus got even wackier overnight, with seemingly everyone except Elmo and Jeff Goldblum now being involved, though I suspect those two randy bastards will be at some point. Apparently, powerful men in uniform attract horny MILFs — WHO KNEW?!

As is usually the case when these sort of things happen, Twitter has been chock full of LOLs. On the following pages are a few of our favorite tweets related to the scandal. Enjoy.

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