“Hey, you hear about this Billy Shakes fella? He must be pretty good. Something that he apparently wrote, Ham Less I believe, has been quoted in, like, everything. Happy Endings, The Simpsons, Tales from the Crypt, Happy Days, Dollhouse, Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23. And those are just the TV shows. I’ve never read the book, but someone pieced together all the clips into one long video, so now I know what everyone’s talking about. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s reading. That, and the sound of marbles rubbing together. Drives me mad, Ron.”
“Well, SOMEONE didn’t do their homework. First of all, it’s Mr. Berger. And second, go to the principal.”
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