Having “taken care of” formerly not-dead attractive females Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and Minka Kelly, as well as every other lady in the world, just to be safe, Scarlett Johansson has been named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire for a second time. To celebrate this unprecedented achievement, ScarJo called up one of her girlfriends, before remembering. Such is the dark irony of being the Sexiest Woman Alive…in the Twilight Zone.
This got weird. Here are some pretty pictures.
For more, head to Esquire.
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