America. Home to a diverse set of cultures, traditions, histories, and local phenomena. This leads to regional stereotypes, many of which are easy to make fun of. So that’s exactly what we’re doing.
The UPROXX staff set out to find the popular Internet video that best represents each of our 50 states. Over the next four days we’ll reveal our findings. Today, we tackle the 13 westernmost states. In alphabetical order: Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Utah, Washington, and Wyoming.
Know of a video that works better for any of these states? Leave it in the comments.
Alaska: Sarah Palin’s Turkey Bloodbath
Alaska is many things: our nation’s largest state; a sprawling, breathtaking chunk of Earth where nature and man coexist in a way that calls to mind a simpler time; the home to a vast amount of natural resources, etc. But now and forever more it will be primarily known as the place where a politically ambitious governor pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving and then gave a lengthy live interview about government policy while standing in front of a man cramming turkey carcasses head-first into a machine that would break them down for human consumption. – Danger Guerrero
Arizona: Amy’s Baking Company Goes Viral
Samy and Amy Bouzaglo got more than they bargained for when they agreed to have their restaurant, Amy’s Baking Co., featured on the popular cooking show, Kitchen Nightmares, starring Gordon Ramsay. Once footage of their terrible episode hit YouTube, people became aware of the couple’s unique behavior, in that we were shown them screaming at customers and being completely obnoxious with Ramsay. The situation spiraled out of control, complete with an epic Facebook meltdown, and now you can’t mention taking a trip to Scottsdale without someone saying, “You should check out that crazy lady’s bakery.” – Ashley Burns
California: #XMAS JAMMIES
White people appropriating a decade-old rap song. F-list celebrity hopefuls creating a manufactured “viral video” and using their industry connections to get interviews on CNN before most people have even seen it. Humblebraggy lyrics about how they had bit parts in movies and ran marathons. Children being dragged along for the ride. CALIFORNIA in capital letters. – Brandon Stroud
Colorado: 4/20 Parachute Stoner Dash
Colorado is frequently ahead of the curve when it comes to illicit substances. For instance, did you know that Colorado repealed Prohibition a full year before the federal government? Also, on January 1, 2014 it will open the first retail recreational marijuana shops in the nation. People in Colorado like to get high, as the above video of a college kid laughing way too hard for something that’s not particularly funny can attest. — Dustin Rowles
Hawaii: Triumph Does The Weather
Hawaii is the most perfect place on Earth when it comes to scenery and climate, and there’s really no better way to illustrate that than to have a foul-mouthed dog puppet show up on their local news affiliate and do the weather report. – Danger Guerrero
Idaho: Redneck Shot With A Potato Gun
Idaho is the #1 potato producer in the country, and it’s not even close. It also consistently ranks as one of the ten states with the most lenient gun control laws. Here’s a redneck insisting that his friend shoot him at point-blank range with a powerful potato gun. – Ryan Perry
Montana: Douchebag Bison
Montana features a diverse and unmatched beauty: vast prairies, a gorgeous section of the Rocky Mountains, glaciers, valleys, wild rivers, geysers, and spectacular national parks — including parts of Glacier and Yellowstone. Nothing quite symbolizes Montana’s majestic beauty quite like the American bison, of which there are nearly 500 on the sprawling, 100+ year-old National Bison Range in the western part of the state. Here’s a video of the worst bison on the planet. – Ryan Perry