Watch This Aussie Calmly Remove A Giant Spider From His Shoulder And Realize You’ll Never Be This Manly

By: 01.02.14

Everything is bigger and scarier and murdery-er in Australia. Luckily, most Australians come preinstalled with the fortitude to handle the terrifying conditions.

Take, for instance, this irrationally tranquil Aussie. He realizes there’s a MASSIVE spider on his shoulder, and what does he do? He calmly films himself walking outside to set the treacherous being free on a nearby tree. As if walking — outside, in the dark, in Australia — with a giant spider latched to his shoulder isn’t scary enough, the eight-legged freak also crawls on the man’s neck and face during his comically stoic journey. (*SHRIEKS*)


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