Hey fellas, here’s some romance advice I wish I knew when I was 16: if there’s one thing teenage girls love, it’s getting fried chicken juice all over their expensive dresses. So you’d be a consarn idiot if you didn’t buy your lovely prom date a drumstick corsage from the Taco Bell of the north, KFC.
Looking for a corsage that will make your date’s eyes light up and her mouth water? This KFC drumstick corsage is the Secret Recipe to making sure this year’s dance will be one you both remember. Don’t delay. Order today! Only a limited edition of 100 chicken corsages are available.
NOTE: Chicken not included (duh). Each corsage kit includes a $5 KFC gift check, so you can customize your corsage with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy, or Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Whichever best matches her dress. Local corsages will have fresh baby’s breath and out-of-town corsages will have silk baby’s breath. (Via)
They only cost $20, which is how much you were planning on spending at KFC when your date ditches you for the captain of the football team anyway, so might as well.