In my experience, there are only two sure-fire ways to get out of a speeding ticket: 1) be a pretty lady, and 2) be Billy Bob Thornton in Fargo. He’s one bad motherf*cker, but if you want to carry around a “Bad Motherf*cker” wallet, well, that might work, too.
It did for the Pulp Fiction fan in this video. And yet when I have my Gimp calmly explain that, yes, the blood in the backseat came with the car, I’m thrown in jail. THANKS OBAMA.
I want more like this!
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