During an “informal discussion” with voters at a restaurant in New Hampshire this morning, Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie was asked a question about biblical interpretations and whether or not he considers himself Catholic. Christie responded by talking about how — he as a lad, presumably — used to get down with some deep dicking, so now you’re all thinking about Chris Christie having sex. Have a nice day!
I’m a Catholic, but I’ve used birth control, and not just the rhythm method, okay? So, you know, my church has a teaching against birth control. Does that make me an awful Catholic? Because I believe, and practiced, that function during part of my life? I don’t think so.
This patron, in particular, was clearly not having it:
Cue Donald Trump jumping in to remind everyone that he has been having better, and more frequent sex than Chris Christie for far longer, because it’s not true nightmare fuel until Trump has weighed in.
(Via The Hill)