A typical Jennifer Lawrence quote: “My publicist told me that a magazine was going to say I was having a thing with either Sam Claflin or Bradley Cooper, and I got to choose. And I chose Bradley Cooper because I love Sam’s fiancée so much. [Sam is] so sweet. So sweet that he’s almost not hot anymore.”
A typical Jonah Hill quote: “You don’t want girls to think you suck d*ck at f*cking p*ssy.”
A typical Jonah Hill/Jennifer Lawrence FashMashup quote: OH MY GOD WHY WOULD SOMEONE MESS WITH PERFECTION LIKE THAT? IT’S LIKE PISSING ON A MONET. GET YOUR JONAH HILL OUT OF MY JENNIFER LAWRENCE YOU MONSTERS. SUPERBAD? MORE LIKE THIS IS SUPERSUPERBAD.