You Shall Not Pass: Gandalf The Grey Has Returned As Gandalf The Ram

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08.12.13 4 Comments

Gandalf the Ram vs a dirtbike rider: you shall not pass

If you’re riding a dirt bike through the Russian countryside (NOT RECOMMENDED) and happen upon a ram doing a Gandalf impression, just turn around. That’s the lesson to be learned from the video below. First, the dirt biker thinks he can intimidate Gandalf The Ram*, but then Gandalf is all like this:

this gansta cow will fight you

Then the guy is like:

Anchorman Will Ferrell Ron Burgandy immediately regrets this decision

And we’re all like:

bird gets out popcorn and binoculars to enjoy the show

Enjoy.

* The ram’s name is Борис (Boris), but we’re calling him Gandalf The Ram because reasons.

(H/T: B&P)

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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