So Here's A Tickle Me Elmo Frozen in Carbonite (And Afternoon Links)

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Elmo must have owed debts to Jabba the Hutt. |via Laughing Squid|

Christoph Waltz And Quentin Tarantino Also Win The Best Post-Oscars Memes |UPROXX|

In Which Anderson Cooper Discusses ‘Donkey Booty’ Vs. ‘Stallion Booty’ |Warming Glow|

Damon Lindelof Hilariously Goes Off On Justin Bieber’s Dumb Hat In Epic Twitter Rant |UPROXX|

A word from Mark Wahlberg about the ‘revolutionary new performance water’ he’s launching with P Diddy |Film Drunk|

Nicki Minaj In Pasties Is One Reason To Look Forward To French Montana’s “Freaks” Video |Smoking Section|

Let’s Break Down The Pacers-Warriors Fight |With Leather|

LOLNFL: NFL Combine 2013 |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Best Group Costume Ever? |HuffPost Comedy|

’90s TV Nerds: Where Are They Now? |Giant Life|

Scientific Reasons to Respect Light Beer |Mental Floss|

12 Now Famous Celebrities You Totally Forgot Were In That TV Show You Watched Once Or Twice |Pajiba|

The Best Athlete Mugshots and Their Look-Alikes |Brobible|

Physicist Designs Machine to Pull Creme From Oreos |Clip Nation|

50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids’ Movies |College Humor|

Kendrick Lamar – Poetic Justice (Live on Letterman) |High Definite|

Every Celebrity Mocked on South Park Over Its Sixteen Seasons |Vulture|

The Best Way to Drink Chocolate Beer is From a Chocolate Glass |Technabob|

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