The friendly neighborhood spat captured in the video above is provided without context, and it’s totally better that way. What could two grown men possibly be so mad about that the only pleasantries they can bring themselves to exchange are derivative forms of “go f*ck yourself”? It doesn’t matter.
What matters is this altercation is as close as we’ll ever get to seeing a form of the omnipotence paradox play out in real life. A man with the world’s thinnest skin is our unstoppable force. A man with the world’s thinnest arsenal of insults is our immovable object. And this video is a gift.