A New Haven, Connecticut father named David Davis — wait a second …. *double and triple checks name* — uhh, OK, so David Davis was forced to help deliver his own baby in the bathroom of his home last week when his wife Lillie went into labor and they couldn’t make it to the hospital in time. Unfortunately for old Butterfingers Davis, as I’m sure he was called by his high school football team — he fumbled that kid right into the toilet.
He says the baby slipped through his hands during the delivery, but luckily went into the water. He says she began crying and it was the best sound he’d ever heard.
Davis says the couple had gone to a hospital earlier in that morning, but had been sent home after it was determined his wife was not ready to give birth.
Baby in the toilet, huh? I know what that’s like. Happens to me pretty much every time I eat at Chipotle.
/OBLIGATORY CHIPOTLE JOKE ACCOMPLISHED
(Via AP Big Story)