Michael Fassbender’s monstrous Fasspenis cost him the Oscar. OBVIOUSLY!

What to Expect When You’re Expecting is Dr. Pepper 10 for Chicks

‘Monumental’: Kirk Cameron dreams of a more Reagan-y ‘Murica

Amazing Spider-Man Official Synopsis: ‘We thwear itth totally different, you guyth, theriouthlay’

Steven Spielberg close to a deal to direct the Moses biopic, ‘Law Jew’

Frotcast 84: Oscars, AVNs, Dane Cook & Burnsy’s Corner with comic Eric Barry

Rihanna loves Danny Trejo. Plus, corgi farts & morning links

Review: Roman Polanski’s Carnage

Iron Sky trailer introduces ‘Motherf*cking space Nazis’

James Franco may have dicknosed some college kids

X-Men IRL: Blue-eyed Chinese kid can see in the dark

LA Mayor signs pointless porn condom law

‘I Want You to Make My Mouth Pregnant’ leads AVN ‘Clever Title Award’

Morning Links with chicks dancing, hungover dogs

This Week in Posters: Prometheus, Etc.

Patton Oswalt live-tweets his Oscar snub

Michel Gondry directed a Japanese commercial, and it’s awesomely weird

Was that the head of Fox all coked up at the Golden Globes?