[via JuliaSegal]
MORNING LINKS
- Danger Guerrero’s clear and concise guide to the Bill of Rights. See? He’s more than just a gentle lover. |Uproxx|
 - Just How Dirty Is Your Hotel Room? (depends if your mom’s in there). |UproxxNews|
 - Corgi snub?? In-depth analysis of the Puppy Bowl line up. LOL I wanna eat ’em up teh cutez NOM NOM NOM. |WarmingGlow|
 - Used car salesman in Illinois fired for wearing Packers tie. Aw, poor used car salesman. Wait, what? |WithLeather|
 - It’s not too late to ruin the Wonder Woman TV show. |GammaSquad|
 - Maybe this dog doesn’t understand iPhones, or maybe you should’ve held the damn thing the same direction when you were filming. |TheDailyWhat|
 - Adele is addicted to eating couch cushions. |BostonBarstoolSports|
 - Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception Story preview. |G4|
 - Betty White reprimands Sharon Osbourne for scaring a spider monkey. Good work, Family Guy manatees, let’s break for lunch. |TVSquad|
 - Fred Schneider of the B-52s recommends TV shows. One time I did so much angel dust, I heard him narrate everything I did for an entire week. |AdultSwim|
 - Things that always happen in movies, but never in real life. |UnrealityMag|
 - Samantha Harris rocks the alluring and rare sand bra. (Prob NSFW). |GorillaMask|
 - The ultimate Jason Statham movie quiz. |ScreenJunkies|
 
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