As you may know, former World Heavyweight Champion and WWE Superstar The Great Khali wears many hats. Many really, really, really big hats. He runs a school, evokes a nation of prayers with his wrestling and is a great hugger, but Did You Know? He’s also the best at Twitter.
The running gag is that 999 times out of 1,000, Khali’s tweet will be a photo of him standing in front of something. That’s it. That’s all it ever is. It’s not even guaranteed that he’s gonna be standing in front of something interesting, it’s just a living record of times he’s stood.
Khali has taken his Twitter game to the next level recently, and I’d like to share with you what I’d consider to be two of the very finest tweets of all time.
Up first:
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— The Great khali (@greatkhali) September 3, 2015
If Andy Warhol was alive today, this tweet would be printed out, framed and hung in the Princeton University Art Museum. I think “.” says everything we need to know about Khali’s views on the world, and his frustration in (I’m assuming) wanting to tweet, but either not being able to stand, or not finding anything to stand in front of.
Up next, his magnum opus:
— The Great khali (@greatkhali) September 3, 2015
It’s like a season finale for two years of Khali tweets. Consider pairing it with
bae: come over
me: i’m busy, having dinner
bae: my parents aren’t home
me:
Please give Khali a follow, and let me know the next time he’s standing.
