Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE WrestleMania 33 results. The Ultimate Thrill Ride™ featured matches for almost every WWE Championship as well as The Undertaker taking on Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins facing Triple H, Shane McMahon versus AJ Styles and more.
Be back here tomorrow for the full Best and Worst of WrestleMania 33 column.
WWE WrestleMania 33 Results
– Kickoff Match for the Cruiserweight Championship: Neville (c) defeated Austin Aries. Neville retained the championship after hitting a Red Arrow.
– Mojo Rawley won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Big Show was eliminated early by Braun Strowman. Strowman was eliminated after everyone in the match teamed up to toss him out. Rob Gronkowski got involved, helping Mojo fight off Jinder Mahal to win the match.
– Kickoff Match for the Intercontinental Championship: Dean Ambrose (c) defeated Baron Corbin. Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds on Corbin to retain.
1. AJ Styles defeated Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon survived a Styles Clash, but fell to Styles’ Phenomenal Forearm after missing a shooting star press.
2. United States Championship Match: Kevin Owens defeated Chris Jericho (c) to become the new United States Champion. Jericho’s entrance included a giant List of Jericho and a light-up scarf. Owens pinned Jericho after powerbombing him into the ring apron.
3. Fatal Four-way Elimination Match for the Raw Women’s Championship: Bayley (c) defeated Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax. Jax was eliminated first via a triple powerbomb from her opponents. Charlotte then eliminated Sasha after sending her face-first into an exposed turnbuckle. Charlotte missed a charge into the corner and hit the turnbuckle herself, allowing Bayley to hit a Macho Man elbow drop to retain the Raw Women’s Championship.
4. Ladder Match for the Raw Tag Team Championship: The Hardy Boyz defeated The Club (c), Enzo Amore and Big Cass, and Sheamus and Cesaro. Before the match began, New Day announced it would now be a fatal four-way and introduced the returning Matt and Jeff Hardy. Jeff hit a Swanton onto Sheamus and Cesaro from the top of a giant ladder while they were lying on ladders, and Matt was able to pull down the belts to become the new Raw Tag Team Champions.
5. John Cena and Nikki Bella defeated The Miz and Maryse. Cena and Bella won after pinning Miz and Maryse with an Attitude Adjustment and a Rack Attack 2.0 respectively. After the match, Cena proposed to Bella.
6. Non-Sanctioned Match: Seth Rollins defeated Triple H. Triple H accidentally knocked Stephanie McMahon off the ring apron and through a table. He was upset, and turned into a Pedigree from Rollins for the loss.
– Pitbull performed. Flo Rida was there.
7. WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton defeated Bray Wyatt (c). Bray Wyatt debuted spooky photo projection powers that turned the ring into images of roaches and maggots. Orton won with an RKO.
8. Universal Championship Match: Brock Lensar defeated Goldberg (c). Lesnar withstood several spears, including one through the security railing, and kicked out of a Jackhammer. He was able to hit 10 German suplexes and an F-5 to defeat Goldberg and become the new Universal Champion.
9. Smackdown Women’s Championship Match: Naomi defeated Alexa Bliss (c), Carmella, Natalya and Becky Lynch. Naomi tapped out Bliss to the Slay-o-mission headscissors crucifix choke to become a two-time Smackdown Women’s Champion in front of her hometown Orlando crowd.
10. No Holds Barred Match: Roman Reigns defeated The Undertaker. Jim Ross was on commentary. Undertaker made his entrance by rising up from the middle of the ramp. The two traded finishers until Undertaker couldn’t defend himself, but refused to give up. Reigns got extra momentum and hit a huge spear to put the Undertaker down and win the biggest match of his career.
After the match, the Undertaker stuck around for a curtain call, removing his gloves, hat and jacket and leaving them in the ring. Watch that here.
