Randy Orton Cemented His Anti-Diving Stance By RKO-ing His Own Kid

In the grand tradition of “obnoxious guy RKO-ing his girlfriend into a pool” and “literally anyone near a body of water who knows what an RKO is,” the former milquetoast WWE Champion put his stamp on the homemade RKO video genre that he inspired.

After losing the belt to Jinder Mahal at WWE Backlash,, Randy Orton had a long weekend of relaxation and memorializing to look forward to. While enjoying some quality time with his family, Orton channeled his inner Buffalo Bills Fan Channeling Randy Orton this past Memorial Day weekend and took his recent cringe-worthy Twitter rant to the next level. Dives in the ring? Naw. Dives to the outside? Nope. His own kid diving in his own pool? Oh no he betta don’t!

On the upside, the video also contains a very cute dog. Sadly, however, the video cuts off before he puts the kid into a headlock for twenty minutes like a real big boy wrestler.

Though the RKO outta nowhere has become a mainstay of viral videos, I for one am ready to see the torch passed from randos RKO-ing other randos to indie wrestlers using this as an excuse to show off and roast Orton.

Ooo, kill ’em Sammy.