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REASONS TO HATE SOCCER
The Soccer Ghost Is Back And Ready To Mildly Haunt Some Soccer
May 22, 2014
by:
Brandon Stroud
Just What Soccer Needed: Spooky Ghosts
April 23, 2014
by:
Brandon Stroud
A Greek Cup Match Was Delayed By A Stadium Full Of Fans With Flares And Now We’re Just Playing In Hell
April 17, 2014
by:
Brandon Stroud
Stadium-Wide Brazilian Soccer Brawls, Now With Helicopters
December 10, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Manchester United’s Patrice Evra Fell Into The Stands And Got His Butthole Groped
December 3, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Tottenham Hotspur Fans Threw A Flare At A Referee Because Attempted Murder Is Hilarious
October 21, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
A Soccer Goalie Got His Face Removed By An Opposing Player’s Cleats
September 26, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Today In Facekicking: A Paraguayan Player Goes Full Ninja On A Referee’s Face
August 27, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Meet Wang Shouting, The Hilariously Named Soccer Star Who Solved The Flopping Problem
June 27, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
And Now, Daniele De Rossi And The Worst Soccer Dive Ever
May 8, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Caxirola Is The Official Instrument Of The 2014 World Cup, Because Of Course It Is
May 2, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
The Worst Time To Flop: When You’re A Soccer Goalie And Somebody Kicks A Ball At You
April 18, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Millwall And FC Dallas Made This A Horrible Weekend Play Soccer
April 15, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Your Gruesome Bosnian Soccer Ankle Breaking Of The Day
April 11, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Good Morning! Here’s a Soccer Nazi Getting Banned For Life (and Morning Links)
March 18, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Today In Positive Soccer News: Chilean Fans Tried To Beat A Referee To Death
January 9, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
More Like Moleste M’bumi, Am I Right
December 31, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
A Turkish Soccer Match Gets Interrupted By Smoke Bombs, Because Of Course It Does
December 27, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud