If you need to catch up on all of madness of season three of Game of Thrones, but you don’t have 25 minute to watch this extensive video showing you everything you need to know as you head into the finale, then let me suggest Game of Phones. It’s the season recap for people who prefer not to relive all the violence, the great acting, the brilliant writing, and the wonderful sets. Think of it this way: It’s the perfect way to share your love of Game of Thrones with your young children without asking them to actually watch it.
That being said, the Red Wedding is still brutal to watch, even in emoji form.