Fox Sports reporter Katie Nolan was faced with the unenviable assignment of hanging out with Germans yesterday. The Crowd Goes Wild host set up shop in a Manhattan bar to watch the Germany vs. Algeria match, and after it was over, with the bratwurst-lickers having advanced to the quarterfinals, she had to deliver a live report, surrounded by drunken party animals. It went about as well as you’d expect.
It’s a shame the segment didn’t end with Nolan kicking the over-friendly dude in the nuts, before screaming “U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A.” Then a bald-eagle scoops her up, and she plays a sick guitar solo while flying off into the sunset. Maybe that’ll happen today.
