The College Humor video below is a pretty impressive collection of questions that the “Lost” writers left unanswered. Now, before you Losties get all crazy and write things like, “Actually, the DHARMA initiative clearly explained the electromagnetic forces at the center of the island,” just RELAX and take a few deep breaths. A lot of these are meant jokingly, okay? This video is meant as a humorous piece, not an invitation for you to refute the queries by citing the episode or Damon Lindelof interview that sufficiently answered one of the questions.
As for everyone else who never watched “Lost” — and I know that’s actually a lot of you — bear with me just a little bit longer. We’re almost out of this hurricane of “Lost” news. Soon enough, we’ll have a few fans proposing that “Battlestar Galactica” was actually a better genre series than “Lost,” the dorks will take their fights to the dim Internet alleys of message boards, and I can get back to Photoshopping cats and making fun of fat people.
The only question I had after the finale was, “Why didn’t Kate take off her clothes more?”