Does the world need a Game of Thrones porn parody? After all, as this clip showed us, the only difference between HBO and pornography is that when you win awards for the former, you’re interviewed by Ryan Seacrest; for the latter, the somehow-more-grating Jesse Jane. But like all questions that begin with “does the world need…” and end with “porn parody,” the answer is, obviously, yes, of course, why hasn’t it already happened?
Settle down, young warg, ’cause Lee Roy Myers’s Game of Bones will be out soon, courtesy of Wood Rocket. io9 spoke to UPROXX friend Myers about his masterpiece, including this Pulitzer Prize-winning scoop.
Is your Iron Throne made out of dildos? Please say yes.
Yes. Thank you for the suggestion, by the way.
SOLD.
Ygritte (Claire Robbins)
Daenerys Targaryen (Anikka Albrite) and Daario Naharis (Aaron Wilcox)
Cersei (Tanya Tate) and Margaery Tyrell (Aaliyah Love)
Robb Stark (Tommy Pistol) and Talisa (Dana DeArmond)
Margaery Tyrell (Aaliyah Love)
Meet the rest of the cast at io9.
(Via io9)
